February 2010
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“You are my enlightenment.”
January 2010
364 posts
GRACE YOU WHORE!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND SOMEHOW I GET STUCK TO DO THE DIRTY WORK
DIRTY WORK!!!!
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Old acquaintances die hard.
On group Dating.
Bottomline:
No orgies.
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“Because sometimes I need to be ignorantly happy.”
– NEED.
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I Put A Spell On You|Credence Clearwater Revival
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“Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were...”
– Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs (via lolconomy)
I am insulted…. WHAT IF I WANT TO WATCH PORN WHERE WOMEN DON’T OFFEND ME WITH THEIR BREAST SIZE? What if I want to watch porn where I feel more like the women???!!! HUH?!
Kidding. I don’t watch porn. I read porn.
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“You’re really good-looking, and you’re really cute. But underneath...”
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“By the time my puppy has finally calmed down, it’s time to leave....”
– I miss my dogs.
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“Shortly thereafter, my puppy decided to urinate on the shag rag. ‘You...”
– I didn’t spell Whisky wrong. It was the owner’s doing.
An article on Sarah Silverman’s show going on a third season and her new book, “Bedwetter”, included bits and pieces of Sarah interacting with the author’s new puppy. It resulted into the funniest shit you...
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Wait a minute.
Fuck.
My brain works in a delayed process called mild retardation. I suffer from it at night.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Ck.
This is truly some old bullshit.
I hate realizing shit so late at night.
FUCK! Again.
GAH!
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“I’m going to sodomize you with my imaginary penis. It’s much bigger...”
– Yeah, I went there.
risely-evan:
I may or may not be stalking you.
…not really.
You can blame her, she might have mentioned you once.
So, hi.
:)
Hello. :D
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risely-evan:
sliceofmurder:
risely-evan:
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WHO ARE YOU AND WHEN CAN WE GET MARRIED?
Guuuuuurl.
Now you knows why I is off teh market.
she be meins!
HOMG THIS IS SHE, THE FAMOUS MARGARETH?!
enchanté.
Merci? (I blanked out for a second).
How did this happen?
Nice to meet you by the way.
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Milchig "Pop Tart Edition"
My mom is preggers. A NEW BOY in the family. Everyone is happy. We are also consequently gaining weight with her. I for one, stopped eating. Kidding. (John will kill me if he finds out).
Anywho, I stay up to do stupid pointless shit on the internet. It’s always around midnite or later that my mom wakes up from her sleep, hungry.
Just now she said “I want something to eat but...
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barleyherb:
This embedding albums business is insane. Am I like, being generous? Or advertising? Is this a promotion or a product? Who can tell any more?
I have been listening to Cousins too much for my own good.
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WatchYup, another embarrassing video I am willing to share for the sake of a laugh.
(Note: Bobby Light is not real, he is an alter ego created Rob Dyrdek).
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"And ahhhh eeeeee ahhhh, will alwayeeees love...
intimationsofimmortality:
Just chillin’ on a friday afternoon.
Listening to Dolly Parton.
Being soothed by her warbly country twang.
Imagining what her chicken would taste like.
Thinking about taking a ride on her rollercoaster.
Something, something, something, log flume.
These are not euphemisms.
You’ll find just about anything down south.
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Curry Buying ADVENTURE!!!
Am I the only one who gets excited when there are great deals on vegetables?
No. I don’t think so.
There is somebody out there who freaks the hell out when he sees the zucchinis are sold four pounds for a dollar. I go nuts.
I was so mean to kids my own age. How I wish I was nicer to them…
drdorriefish:
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drdorriefish:
My roommate just told me that she doesn’t believe in gay marriage. She said when it was made legal in Iowa she wanted to kill people.
Then she said that she hates gay marriage. And that I personally shouldn’t be able to get married.
I’m just really all kinds of upset right now.
THAT IS SO MEAN!!!!!
Why would anyone say such a thing like that to...
drdorriefish:
My roommate just told me that she doesn’t believe in gay marriage. She said when it was made legal in Iowa she wanted to kill people.
Then she said that she hates gay marriage. And that I personally shouldn’t be able to get married.
I’m just really all kinds of upset right now.
THAT IS SO MEAN!!!!!
Why would anyone say such a thing like that to you?!
Observation of the day:
Saw the biggest black woman ass in my life. It was covered by Lucky Charms pajama pants.
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